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[26 Jun 2004|09:19pm]
This chapter of my life is over.


This is the new Me.



cell: 266-3975
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[23 Jun 2004|09:18pm]
today was p e r f e c t.
=]
they say exercise, like taking a run, takes off some of a persons stress; but my stress is already at a level one out of ten, so running, cleaning the office, swimming a 1025, and riding my bike to get my free kids meal that i got for being SWIMMER OF THE WEEK (=]) brings my stress level down to zero and makes me a happy fuck. oh yeah, i'll be wearing mini skirts and tight shirts if i keep this up. wait scratch that. i already do. i'll be lookin good in mini skirts and tight shirts if i keep this up. oh fo sho. the boys will be all up ons. lol. alright. done being retarded.

kms i came by your house today, but no one was home. =0

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[21 Jun 2004|08:45pm]
have you ever wanted something

so bad

it engulfs your entire being?
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and i swim, but i wish i never learned... the waters too polluted with germs [20 Jun 2004|11:59am]
[ mood | baby youre a big blue whale ]

aint got no money to spend
i know this night will never end
lord knows im weak
wont somebody get me off of this reef?


ain't got no quarrels with god
ain't got no time to grow old
and lord knows I'm weak
Won't somebody get me off of this reef?

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[19 Jun 2004|05:48pm]
nigga came to visit me at work today and i was surprised by how pretty and skinny she was and it made me feel fat all sitting there eating oreos with stacey. i didnt get whatever it was she had for me. oh well.


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[18 Jun 2004|09:26pm]
i wanna be [se]dated )
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you doin good for fifteen girl. oooh fo sho! [17 Jun 2004|10:02pm]
you're a part time lover and a full time friend
the monkey on you're back is the latest trend
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

i kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train
i kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

here is the church and here is the steeple
we sure are cute for two ugly people
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

up up down down left right left right B A start
just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you [for courtney]

you are always trying to keep it real
i'm in love with how you feel
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

we both have shiny happy fits of rage
you want more fans, I want more stage
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you

don quihote was a steel driving man
my name is laura I'm your biggest fan
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you [to mrs hunts class]

squinched up your face and did a dance
you shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants
i don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
but you



i love the moldy peaches and i love summer and i love friends and i love how whenever i think of you its only in good spirits which didnt use to happen. i could get used to the rewards being immediate and i could get used to having him around.

tell me, are you a bad fish too? )
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[16 Jun 2004|07:24pm]
dude i just wanna fuck
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[16 Jun 2004|12:00am]
so
im writing this reality based fiction story
with me as the main character [creative i know, but if i were to consider myself anything, it would be amateur, so i think im safe]
and so far
you as the only secondary one.
it's written in first person and
'you'
is pretty much refering to this lover that maybe is gone or maybe is away. i havent decided yet.
and its pretty much a mix of everyone ive ever cared about
and everything ive ever hoped for
but i think i just decided i might stop after a page because
a) my moods fluctuate too often to keep writing in the mind of "I, me and my"
and
b) ill get all caught up and want you.
[oh, a play on words maybe? its okay, you never look deep enough into my words to figure out what i just might mean. which is okay, because we shouldnt underestimate the importance of body language]
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[11 Jun 2004|11:25pm]

i pretended i still had money and bought a new choker. i like it.
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[10 Jun 2004|04:51pm]
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[08 Jun 2004|07:56pm]
momhatespunk's LJ stalker is hotdanca!
hotdanca is stalking you because they think you are rich and they want your blingbling. They are also in jail for murder!


LiveJournal Username:


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[07 Jun 2004|10:12pm]
[ mood | hot ]

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[03 Jun 2004|07:59pm]
lol. this seemed really fun.
and funny.
yay.

Type your username with your:

nose: m 0omkhqateswpu8nki
elbow: mol mnhzatgedsdpujn mkm
tongue: mmomhatespunk
chin: m ,km,
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eyes closed and one finger: momgsyrd[iml
back of my hand: m jom hjnsayerds;pujnm l
palm: mnl m,jhnxshgrfdc;p['km l
wrist: mju m,n atersdp[;unm ,
littlest toe: momhatespunk

haha. sweet. i dig the 1st one. tomorrow is the new season of degrassi and my girls. im super excited. =]


http://www.livejournal.com/users/hotdanca/70504.html
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stop drop kaboom baby rub on yo nipples [02 Jun 2004|09:18am]
[ mood | calm ]

dustin came over last night and we watched beverly hills ninja and ate mintcream oreos. it was fun. he rocks and stuff.

the thing is
its summer dude.
and im not going to let anything matter.


I want everyone who reads this to leave a comment explaining what you would like to do with me someday. Go ahead and be completely honest.

Then I want you to copy and paste this in your own journal, allowing your friends (including myself) to return the favor.

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be be el [26 May 2004|07:58pm]
[ mood | fed up ]

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[25 May 2004|10:41pm]
do



you



do



it





on


purpose




?
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[24 May 2004|03:11pm]
xhundredbanshees: justin called me
waffle x cubes: are you serious?
waffle x cubes: what'd he say?
xhundredbanshees: yeah. we're going out tonight
waffle x cubes: haha where?
xhundredbanshees: the new movie theatres
waffle x cubes: awesome. he's a cool guy. but i've known him so long that now we just annoy each other.
xhundredbanshees: lol
xhundredbanshees: im just kidding
xhundredbanshees: he didnt call me
waffle x cubes: lol
xhundredbanshees: i was hoping for a better reaction
waffle x cubes: you mean like "WTF!"?
xhundredbanshees: yes
xhundredbanshees: that would have been nice
waffle x cubes: lol
waffle x cubes: okay lets try it again.
xhundredbanshees: okay
xhundredbanshees: hey
waffle x cubes: hey
xhundredbanshees: justin called me
waffle x cubes: OMG
xhundredbanshees: yeah
xhundredbanshees: and
xhundredbanshees: were going out tonight
waffle x cubes: WTF!
waffle x cubes: THATS FUCKING CRAZY
waffle x cubes: YOU SICK PERVERT
xhundredbanshees: thanks that was better.
waffle x cubes: no problem.
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[23 May 2004|12:56pm]
oh man. its hot as fluff. im beginning to remember why i hate summer. but i really dont. i love it. im thoroughly enjoying my day off. i smell like coconut and hawaian coffe beans and im gonna go watch 'say anything' again because it rocks. the only thing that would make this day more perfect was if i had a book to read. i need to go to a bookstore really bad. my last year -ever- of electric eels swim team starts on monday. =] hopefully i'll get thinner and tanner. and im trying to eat healthy and do all those "good" things. but mostly im just planning on enjoying my summer, and making some dough and memories in the process.
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[22 May 2004|09:39pm]
well, today wasnt exactly perfect, but i had fun. work was good, we had a L.I.P. situation so we sat in the office and talked. then i went to cathys for awhile, which was fun. took some goofy pictures, had a few laughs. then me and devon decided to be anti social. i love her. shes a really great girl and doesnt get much credit for it. i decided to rent a movie and saw bob. haha. i said 'what are you up to' instead of whats up. it was pretty funny. good thing im not trying to impress him. i told my dad he was my ethopian mother and he asked me what brought him to fl. lol. anyways i went home and the dvd didnt work so i went back with my momma and bob told me to get 'say anything'. its from mrs ringwalds time so it has to rock. turns out it was just my dvd player that was broken. so i guess ill watch it in the living room once my daddys hockey game is over. word.
i think im taking a break from internetting. its summer. i have better things to do. and a big list of people to hang out with and things to do. in no specific order. if i do come on here it will probably just be instead of a phone or at night.
-late
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